“I drank and saw last night. How no woman ever gets what she deserves …”
If Thé Lau was still alive, he would also have annoyed himself blue in the next Tiktok hype. Women who paint themselves completely blue as if they are auditioning for Avatar 3: OnlyFans Edition.
The trend started with a user called Sadie, who thought that makeup spray buses were “not powerful enough”, and therefore casually used a spray gun for car paint to make himself blue from top to toe.
Result: a timeline full of smurf juice.
As always, the herd did not take long: in addition to blue, we now also see pink, yellow and purple appearing in the feed.
Some even try to cheat with Photoshop, but are promptly challenged by Sadie himself to do it “for real”. The fact remains that thousands of mindless influencers are looking for that one extra impression, and if that means you look like a failed version of Mystique, then that is apparently the price of fame.
On the other hand, we hardly get any blue balls.
