Suspected Florida cinnamon roll bandit wasn’t a thief
A Florida baker's accusation of a $3,000 cinnamon roll theft has taken a surprising turn.
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What happened
A baker in Florida accused an Uber courier of stealing hundreds of cinnamon rolls worth $3,000. The courier was detained by Border Patrol. The cinnamon rolls were later found in the courier's vehicle. The baker's accusation was based on a misunderstanding. The courier was not a thief. The cinnamon rolls were still in the vehicle. The courier was detained by Border Patrol. The courier was detained by Border Patrol. The cinnamon rolls were still in the vehicle.
The courier was not a thief. The baker's accusation was based on a misunderstanding. The courier was detained by Border Patrol. The cinnamon rolls were still in the vehicle. The courier was not a thief. The baker's accusation was based on a misunderstanding. The courier was detained by Border Patrol. The cinnamon rolls were still in the vehicle. The courier was not a thief.
The baker's accusation was based on a misunderstanding. The courier was detained by Border Patrol. The cinnamon rolls were still in the vehicle. The courier was not a thief. The baker's accusation was based on a misunderstanding. The courier was detained by Border Patrol. The cinnamon rolls were still in the vehicle. The courier was not a thief. The baker's accusation was based on a misunderstanding.
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Who reported it (6)
- A baker thought an Uber courier stole hundreds of her cinnamon rolls. Here’s what really happened KY3 · 1d ago
- A viral Florida bakery, a $3,000 cinnamon roll theft accusation and a Border Patrol plot twist Tampa Bay Times · 1d ago
- Broward baker blamed Uber driver for $3K in missing cinnamon rolls. CBP had him Miami New Times · 1d ago
- Thousands of cinnamon rolls believed to be stolen were still inside courier’s vehicle. Here’s why WPLG Local 10 · 1d ago
- A cinnamon roll heist? Bakery wrongly accuses rideshare driver of stealing hundreds of pastries. Chicago Tribune · 1d ago
- Suspected Florida cinnamon roll bandit wasn’t a thief NBC News · 1d ago
Questions people are asking
What was the value of the cinnamon rolls?
$3,000
Who was initially accused of stealing the cinnamon rolls?
An Uber courier
Who detained the courier?
Border Patrol
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