Sick of Constant Pings, They’re Sending Texts at the Speed of Carrier Pigeon
A new mobile application simulates the latency of carrier pigeon travel, introducing deliberate delays into digital messaging to counter constant pings.
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Developed by a rogue iOS developer, the software replicates the behavior of carrier pigeons to slow down text message delivery. The application introduces variable speeds, noting that flight velocity can fluctuate by 25%. Performance metrics indicate that virtual birds travel at speeds of 100mph.
As a result, correspondence sent between Los Angeles and New York City requires 22 hours to complete delivery. Coverage notes that the system includes mechanics where virtual birds may become distracted or lost during transit, further extending message arrival times beyond standard digital protocols. Technological analysis confirms the app is gaining traction among users seeking to avoid the immediacy of instant messaging.
While the app is now the subject of public review, documentation does not yet specify long-term platform support or security implications for these simulated transmissions. Current reports focus on the novelty of the experience and the technical constraints built into the messaging speed.
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Sources (5)
- I sent friends messages via carrier pigeon. My Roost review Yahoo News Canada · 8h ago
- Techie makes app that sends texts by 'pigeons', which sometimes die on the way | The pigeons' flying speed can vary by 25% Inshorts · 8h ago
- Rogue iOS developer creates app that simulates messages sent by carrier pigeon; messages only travel at 100mph — LA to NYC correspondence takes 22 hours to deliver; virtual birds can get distracted or even lost Tom's Hardware · 8h ago
- These apps send texts at pigeon pace USA Today · 8h ago
- Sick of Constant Pings, They’re Sending Texts at the Speed of Carrier Pigeon The New York Times · 8h ago
Questions people are asking
How fast do messages travel using the Roost app?
Messages travel at a simulated speed of 100mph, though the app accounts for a 25% variation in speed and potential delays like lost or distracted birds.
What is the primary function of the Roost app?
It simulates carrier pigeon delivery to purposefully slow down text messaging, countering the constant pings associated with modern instant messaging apps.
How long does a message take to travel from Los Angeles to New York City?
The delivery process takes approximately 22 hours.
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