“If your erection lasts more than four hours, that has nothing to do with Zynerma. But congratulations.”
On Wednesday’s episode of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, current Dr. Dolittle Robert Downey Jr. joined the host to make an announcement of a fake allergy drug. And thank God it’s not real. Zynerma sounds like a really terrible product, which entails side effects such as “loose pants, premature parenthood” and “hat failure.”
Dressed as members of the religious cult with Tribbles above their heads, Downey and Fallon took turns reading their reference card lines, lines that they had apparently not seen before filming.
“Zynerma shouldn’t replace his asthma inhaler, and he can’t replace it,” Downey said, interrupting sadly. “I’m sorry, big boy, but she won’t come back.”